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Elephant Balls, a brutal CBT toy your femdom will love

Elephant Balls (Pair)

Rated 4.57 out of 5 based on 103 customer ratings
(103 customer reviews)

C$69.00 – C$85.00

The Elephant Balls are oversized, humiliating ball clamps that crush and deform the testicle to cause extreme pain. Worship your femdom, master, mistress, or sadist with this utterly brutal CBT toy!

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Description

The Elephant Balls are oversized, humiliating ball clamps that crush and deform the testicle to cause extreme pain. Worship your femdom, master, mistress, or sadist with this utterly brutal CBT toy!

These brutal testicle clamps use a hinged clamshell design to enclose each testicle. It may take a few sessions to master the technique (see video below), but these babies are worth it. The Elephant Balls are some of the most effective testicle crushing toys on the market.

Let’s talk through the procedure to put the Elephant Balls on. First, hold a testicle with one hand and use the other hand to close the clamshell around it. Second, hold the enclosure with one hand and use your other hand to draw the base of the plunger assembly into the slot behind the hinge. Once the plunger mechanism is seated in the back of the clamshell, the base will hold the enclosure shut. Third, use the knob to extend the oval plunger until it is gently resting against the testicle. At this point, the testicle will hold the base of the plunger in place, and the clamp will stay in place on its own. Finally, repeat this process on the other testicle and you’re ready to go!

While they perform great in a clinical setting, the Elephant Balls offer a few additional ways to play. For instance, when the toys are attached to testicles, the balls bounce from thigh to thigh and create a deep ebbing pain with every step. Due to their overall size, the Elephant Balls are large enough to be extremely humiliating, yet they are still compact enough that they can be worn under jeans for extended use. In short, they are the perfect tool to indulge your femdom’s exhibitionistic side and paint the town red with blushes.

Treat your master or mistress to a brutal CBT toy. You know you deserve it.

The outside dimensions of the enclosure are 4″ x 3″ x 2¾” (100 x 75 x 70mm) and the oval plunger is 1¼” x ¾” (32 x 19mm). When closed, the enclosure has a ½” (12mm) gap for the scrotum to pass through. The Elephant Balls fit testicles up to 2⅝” x 1⅝” x 1⅝” (65 x 40 x 40mm). This is much larger than the average testicle but we still recommend measuring your junk before you buy.

This item ships as a pair of Elephant Balls.

Additional information
Brand

Terrible Toyshop

Material

PLA (3D printed polylactic acid), Nickel plated steel

Weight

11½oz (325g)

Reviews (103)

103 reviews for Elephant Balls (Pair)

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – July 26, 2022

    Great inventive item cool sensation with constant dull ache in pelvic region

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – July 16, 2022

    Order received in good shape. These are devious units.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – July 11, 2022

    Quick shipping, product works as described!

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    G. H. (Posted on Etsy) – July 4, 2022

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    T. (Posted on Etsy) – June 29, 2022

    Excellent transaction no issues thank you

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. (Posted on Etsy) – June 29, 2022

    great item and seller has awesome communication!

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    L. P. (Posted on Etsy) – June 17, 2022

    Great item, great seller…arrived fast and as promised!! What more do you need?

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    I. (Posted on Etsy) – June 6, 2022

    These are, without a doubt, exquisitely painful and deviously designed. I suspect that I will have to sand them with high grit sandpaper to refine the surface and make them more comfortable for longer sessions, ball crushing is one thing, but skin sores are no bueno and these did come with a freshly printed surface texture. If you’re into chastity AND ball crushing, these are probably the best option currently on the market, they accommodate a cage quite well as designed. I was quite surprised when I made my order that Greg reached out to me almost immediately and said he was on his way out the door for shipping and was able to grab mine and would be shipping them that day, excellent customer service! I’m very much looking forward to the excruciating pain my domme will be dealing with these.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – June 3, 2022

    Great quality, seller is super awesome with communicating back with you and educating you on the purchases you just made lol 😂 I was a little lost but so thrilled 😁 definitely would buy again!

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    P. (Posted on Etsy) – June 2, 2022

  11. Rated 1 out of 5

    T. (Posted on Etsy) – May 29, 2022

  12. Rated 4 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – May 20, 2022

    It’s ok but has issues overall. Great customer service.

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    W. (Posted on Etsy) – May 19, 2022

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. S. (Posted on Etsy) – May 9, 2022

    Good quality; good design. Ouch!

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – April 25, 2022

    I wasn’t quite sure about these when we ordered them all I have to say is do it they are very different and unique to any CBT device I’ve used also I had an issue with one of them and the owner was extremely prompt and shipped out another unit ASAP and yes they are just as terrible as they seem!

  16. Rated 1 out of 5

    W. (Posted on Etsy) – April 12, 2022

    Badly designed don’t work well ! Truly a terrible toy and a waste of money.

  17. Rated 1 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – April 4, 2022

    An expensive product made with cheap materials. A henge broke off one of them right off the bat rendering it useless. The product is just too bulky and clumsy for intended use. They are not returnable per vendor. A total waste of money. Lesson learned.

    [Editorial note: Response on Etsy: Hi Rick, Sorry you’re disappointed with the Elephant Balls. Just to set the record straight, Etsy offers two options for returns & exchanges. In choosing between yes and no, I decided that accepting exchanges is not a good look for a sex toy shop. I (and many other reviewers) might suggest reading the brief policy in full: “Returns & exchanges not accepted but please contact me if you have problems with your order.” Defects occur in less than 1% of products, but it happens, it sucks, and I apologize that yours was a baddie. Happy to replace – lmk. To anyone else reading, please see dimensions/materials in pics/description, note that the model has a girthy 5″ penis, and if you want better support than I can do in a public 840 character response, please reach out by DM, email or phone. -Greg]

  18. Rated 4 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – April 4, 2022

    it’s good, especially if you have big nuts and/or are new enough to testicle abuse that they still stay firm under pressure. if your testicles are small or you’ve been doing this for years, they will try to squeeze out the opening as you increase the pressure. I would have designed the opening to be narrower — just wide enough for the necessary two layers of scrotum skin to fit between the lips — so the nut itself can’t even try to get away. tightening is difficult — the adjustment nut needs to be of much greater circumference and more widely corrugated to give traction and torque.

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – March 28, 2022

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – March 21, 2022

    I’ve had them for a few weeks and they’ve quickly become my favorite ball crucher and yes that is from the wearer’s perspective. Seller is also willing to work with you if you do happen to have fitment problems.

  21. Rated 4 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – March 14, 2022

    quality is excellent. meets expectations

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – March 13, 2022

    Very functional and easy to use!

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – February 24, 2022

    Great product! Has a lot of the best qualities toys should have: easy to put on; customizable; just the right amount of OWWw and good construction. I love it!

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – February 24, 2022

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – February 4, 2022

  26. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – January 31, 2022

    Fantastic innovative product, bigger than it looks, but enough weight and grip to remind you it’s there!

  27. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – January 31, 2022

    great product, great seller

  28. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. (Posted on Etsy) – January 18, 2022

    Wowza! What a unique and ingenious design. They are quite comfortable when secured. The ability to make each one separately (or together) less and less comfortable with the turn of a dial, is as devious as it is brilliant. Bravo on these little torture devices!

  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – December 27, 2021

    Really great toy that exceeded my expectations! Boyfriend was pleasantly surprised. Greg, thank you so much for all that you do!!

  30. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – December 9, 2021

  31. Rated 5 out of 5

    H. (Posted on Etsy) – November 29, 2021

    Purchased the Elephant Balls. Very high-quality item, well made and robust. The seller was friendly and quick to help and sort out issues.

  32. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – November 24, 2021

    Great shop selection quality and service Greg is fantastic and so are these. Thank you very much I will return

  33. Rated 1 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – November 21, 2021

    horribly bad quality, threw it away immediately

    [Editorial note: Honestly, we don’t understand why people throw things out before sending us a message. As always, feel free to reach out for support if you need a hand.]

  34. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – November 19, 2021

  35. Rated 3 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – November 2, 2021

    The item is much much larger than is advertised I feel. Also the gap where you put yourself in is fairly large and I found myself popping out every time the pressure would start to get intense.

  36. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – October 31, 2021

    provided the pressure, work great 👍

  37. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – October 30, 2021

    Larger than I thought. Hard to hide in shorts or pants. Omg the pressure on these are awesome. Tighten them down wait for a couple mintues tighten then down again. Then lock your hands behind yourself in an ice lock. You’ll be in a pain hell/heaven

  38. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. G. (Posted on Etsy) – October 29, 2021

    Outstanding customer service! These were a gift for my husband. He absolutely loves them. definitely recommend!

  39. Rated 5 out of 5

    G. (Posted on Etsy) – October 21, 2021

  40. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. (Posted on Etsy) – October 12, 2021

  41. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – October 10, 2021

    Item was larger than expected and took a bit to get to me but works devilishly well!

  42. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. V. (Posted on Etsy) – October 7, 2021

  43. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – September 28, 2021

    A devilishly good toy

  44. Rated 5 out of 5

    I. (Posted on Etsy) – September 23, 2021

    Top quality items, well made and extremely good at what they do (Ouch indeed). Each purchase came with a hand written note of thanks from the proprieter, a nice personal touch. If they ony they sold more toys for guys… All the best, Ian

  45. Rated 5 out of 5

    N. (Posted on Etsy) – September 23, 2021

  46. Rated 5 out of 5

    V. (Posted on Etsy) – September 19, 2021

    Excellent quality and fast delivery. A little difficult to use, but I think it is just a learning curve. Greg has been very helpful.

  47. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – September 15, 2021

    Fine Job Greg on customizing

  48. Rated 1 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – September 15, 2021

    not yet received until today 15 Sept 2021

  49. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – September 12, 2021

    I’m really into cbt and ball busting and love crushers. This is so unique that it holds each testicle separately and let’s you put different amounts of squeeze on each one. I have very large balls and a lot of crushers with a set size usually don’t fit but these are big enough for anyone, if I can fit in them anyone can. I was making myself squeal. You’re going to love this item! Definitely worth it!

  50. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – September 12, 2021

  51. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. S. (Posted on Etsy) – September 12, 2021

    Amazing product, great feel

  52. Rated 5 out of 5

    K. (Posted on Etsy) – September 12, 2021

    Finally used these the other night. I liked the fit with my larger testes. once we figured it out Domina clamped them in place and they were pretty awesome.

  53. Rated 5 out of 5

    I. (Posted on Etsy) – September 3, 2021

    Fast shipping, great customer service, quality product, my boyfriend loves them. Thank you!!

  54. Rated 5 out of 5

    G. R. (Posted on Etsy) – August 31, 2021

  55. Rated 5 out of 5

    P. (Posted on Etsy) – August 24, 2021

  56. Rated 5 out of 5

    N. K. (Posted on Etsy) – August 18, 2021

    These are really spectacular, haven’t found anything else like this online and they’re exactly what I was looking for. Extremely convenient and hassle-free. Easy to apply tons of pain and control precise levels of pain. They’re good for any level of pain tolerance because you can either apply gentle amounts of pain or you can get extremely intense (for real, don’t worry about these not being intense enough). I’ve used them 75+ times at this point and haven’t seen any wear and tear. My one problem with these has been that the mouth is a bit too big for me. I’m a small guy and my balls squeeze through the clamp quite often (like 20% of the time) once the pressure gets to a certain point. If ever you made a slightly smaller variant I would purchase them in a heartbeat. Cheers

  57. Rated 5 out of 5

    mortislegati – August 6, 2021

    This is beyond fantastic. If performs the job well and to that end, tortuously. It feels arcane trying to get it out of its packaging and into a state where it can be clamped around one’s poor to-be-squished orbs, but once you’ve figured it out: hoo boy. You can go from gentle squeeze to being reminded that you testicles formed in your abdomen without having to worry about a partner’s hands getting tired!

  58. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. R. (Posted on Etsy) – August 4, 2021

  59. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – August 4, 2021

  60. Rated 5 out of 5

    F. (Posted on Etsy) – August 1, 2021

    Big. Heavy. Pink. And as painful as they need to be. The elephant balls are a unique experience. For me as a guy, there’s a part of me that’s always wanted bigger balls. These enormous pink clamps seem to make a mockery of that insecurity. These are simple devices, like a medieval torture device. But there’s so much that went into them. Initially, the price was a turn-off. But after getting them in, I saw how much care was taken in making them. A run-in with a poorly finished chastity cage will teach you the importance of smooth edges and precise manufacturing. I have not been cut or pinched (in the wrong way) since I got these. My only bad experience was one of my tiny balls slipping out of the slot, but that’s certainly a factor of my equipment. These are great for turning a disobedient pet into a good boy. They worked on me.

  61. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – August 1, 2021

  62. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – July 30, 2021

    These things are terrifying and a little bit panic inducing when on. You don’t have to screw them down tightly for them to be very secure. They can be painful but the real torture may be in that someone literally has you “by the balls.” A D ring or some sort of attachment point on them would be awesome.

  63. Rated 5 out of 5

    V. U. (Posted on Etsy) – July 14, 2021

    WOW, these are amazing. They took a minute to understand how they worked, but after that pure pleasure. Can’t wait to play with them more and scream out loud…. yeah you know the scream!!!

    There was a little issue with customs, but I could not have asked for better communication and resolution from Terrible Toys. While the toys maybe Terrible, the buying experience was A+++

  64. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – June 2, 2021

    Absolutely love it. Works better than expected. Many thanks!

  65. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. A. (Posted on Etsy) – May 6, 2021

    Came as described, a bit bigger than I expected. But they’re absolutely terrible 😉 Would definitely buy from again!

  66. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – May 6, 2021

    they are great easy to put on and to press down on your balls lighter than i though but there great

  67. Rated 5 out of 5

    N. (Posted on Etsy) – May 5, 2021

    they hurt so good, larger than I expected but lots of fun no less

  68. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – April 6, 2021

    Fantastic and highly recommended, this is a well designed product that works wonders. Much better design than similar products in metal that I’ve tried. The only improvement I’d suggest would be a clear version to see the ‘damage’ being done.

  69. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – March 24, 2021

    It took a little bit of getting used to. But I love these. I wish You had a little bit larger one with the depressors on each side, so both testicals could fit inside at the same time. An idea for a new device. I would love to test it out for you!

  70. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. T. (Posted on Etsy) – March 17, 2021

    A very creative shop, extremely cool toys and an overwhelming and unprecedented customer service ! Thank Greg ;-))) !

  71. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. (Posted on Etsy) – March 16, 2021

    It’s hard finding a proper crusher for my balls, since they’re small and slip out when crushing. The elephant balls seem very loose and appear to only seal with friction, but the secret is to pull on the end when tightening until it reaches your testy, that way the thingy in the back plugs up the hole and keeps it shut.

  72. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. (Posted on Etsy) – March 7, 2021

  73. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. J. (Posted on Etsy) – January 30, 2021

  74. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. S. (Posted on Etsy) – January 14, 2021

    These are indeed terrible and we had so much fun with them! Highly recommend this shop and this item.

  75. Rated 1 out of 5

    M. S. (Posted on Etsy) – January 6, 2021

    I have three main issues with these things, first: Plastic is cheep, rough, and uncomfortable ( not in the fun way). It looks like they were 3d printed out of some super cheap garbage plastic and jerry rigged together in an hour Second: I don’t know whose trying to wear these or maybe I’m an unusual size but there’s absolutely no way these things fit in jeans. First I would literally have to buy like 5 sizes larger to even get the zipper closed. And even then there’s nothing even remotely subtle or discreet about the silouette. Third: their primary function is very underwhelming. Very ok, about the same satisfaction I get from just using my hand. Maybe these would be good for someone with an exhibitionist kink but I was actually looking for something that truly was discreet. In conclusion, these are going in the trash

    [Editorial note: (1) Everyone perceives textures differently. We post large product photos with the surface texture clearly visible. If you’re reading this, zoom in on the pink/black and blue/pink colour combinations for the best contrast. (2) Everyone has a different tolerance for public play. We provide accurate product measurements, show photos of the product on a model, and named them Elephant Balls to help convey the size of the product. That said, unless you give someone a reason to investigate your crotch, they’re probably not going to notice. (3) It’s likely that this customer is using them incorrectly – the general consensus is that they’re pretty devastating. Though we’re generally happy to help, we didn’t respond to the accompanying message because it was saturated with personal insults and it closed with a threat.]

  76. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. C. (Posted on Etsy) – December 15, 2020

    Overcomes resistance.

  77. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – December 13, 2020

    These are awesome, such an elegant design, sturdy, and can get plenty intense. The only gripe is that until the “plungers” are pressing enough to flatten my testicles some, they can slip through the opening if the clamps are pulled on… but that’s not really a downside because I didn’t buy these to not smush my balls. I wanted to see the mechanism in action, and decided to cut a “viewing window” into one of the pair. (picture included)

  78. Rated 5 out of 5

    K. M. (Posted on Etsy) – December 6, 2020

    Awesome product! Definitely above and beyond my expectations, thankfully I enjoy pain cause these cause a lot of it!

  79. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – November 5, 2020

  80. Rated 5 out of 5

    R. D. (Posted on Etsy) – October 21, 2020

  81. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. J. G. (Posted on Etsy) – October 19, 2020

    What a creative and phenomenal device – these are awesome, allow for precision pain infliction, and while much bigger than expected are surprisingly discreet under pants for public play – love, love, love.

  82. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. U. (Posted on Etsy) – October 1, 2020

    Quick to come in and really nice to play with!

  83. Rated 5 out of 5

    L. (Posted on Etsy) – September 29, 2020

    When I got them, my first thought was “wow these elephant balls are big”… but after trying them I found out that they are perfect. The design and quality are excellent! I would highly recommend them. The note in the package said something like “I hope they are worse than you imagined” and for these amazing and unique cbt toys, they are much much worse than I expected… and that’s a high compliment! 🤤😈 I love them and I will be ordering from Terrible Toyshop again

  84. Rated 4 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – September 22, 2020

    The shipping to us was fast even in covid times. It looks exactly like the picture except whatever size you think is large multiple it by 3. Its huge. Don’t plan on using this walking around. Even 1 alone is huge let alone both. It gives a nice squeeze.

  85. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – September 21, 2020

  86. Rated 5 out of 5

    V. (Posted on Etsy) – September 15, 2020

    Qualité du produit impeccable et sensations surprenantes…

  87. Rated 1 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – August 16, 2020

    I do not recommend this. It pops open sooooooo easily. Thrown out. Not of any use for me.

    [Editorial note: Honestly, we don’t understand why people throw things out before sending us a message. In this case, we suspect the customer was just a quarter inch slot from actually getting the product to work. See the video below the product description that we made to clearly show how the locking mechanism works. As always, feel free to reach out for support if you need a hand.]

  88. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. H. (Posted on Etsy) – August 13, 2020

    Love this toy. It was bigger that I expected, but I was not disappointed. 😈 It’s very intense and makes for a great play session. I had an issue with one of the balls when I got the order, but I contacted the maker who got back to me almost immediately and shipped me a replacement the next day. It was a good experience, and very professional.

  89. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. L. (Posted on Etsy) – July 10, 2020

  90. Rated 3 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – June 19, 2020

    Very difficult to use. Delivered quickly but the product itself is cumbersome.

  91. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. C. (Posted on Etsy) – May 29, 2020

  92. Rated 2 out of 5

    T. O. (Posted on Etsy) – May 27, 2020

    It’s a lot bigger than the pictures make it out to be and a bit to difficult at times to get the device to twist down and crush your ball’s. Once you get the device to work your dom will have a good time crushing your balls with each turn

  93. Rated 1 out of 5

    W. (Posted on Etsy) – May 26, 2020

    No instructions and difficult to figure out. One clamps somewhat tightly and the other just falls off. Hopefully with help they will function but now – Not Worth It

    [Editorial note: We reached out with links to the demo video and some questions to help troubleshoot common issues. The customer never responded.]

  94. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – April 29, 2020

  95. Rated 5 out of 5

    J. K. (Posted on Etsy) – April 21, 2020

  96. Rated 4 out of 5

    P. E. (Posted on Etsy) – April 9, 2020

    a little tricky but once you get them to work they are wild

  97. Rated 5 out of 5

    L. (Posted on Etsy) – March 24, 2020

    Much larger and more imposing than the photo would lead you to believe. Super-fast shipping, too.

  98. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. (Posted on Etsy) – March 19, 2020

    These are simply over-the-top incredible! Can’t wait to play with them again. Creative genius. Bravo.

  99. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. B. (Posted on Etsy) – March 16, 2020

  100. Rated 5 out of 5

    T. S. M. (Posted on Etsy) – March 9, 2020

    Brilliant! These are better than I could have hoped for. Super effective, well-constructed, and very aesthetically pleasing. Will keep an eye on this shop!

  101. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. M. (Posted on Etsy) – February 22, 2020

    They really are way worse than you could ever imagine! Great product, fast shipping, will buy more in the future

  102. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. S. (Posted on terribletoyshop.ca) – February 17, 2020

    Fast shipping, well made feels great. Love the way the lock slips into place and is so secure. No pinching just pressure

  103. Rated 5 out of 5

    P. (Posted on terribletoyshop.ca) – February 1, 2020

    The clamps when closed keep the testicle fixed inside them without pinching any skin, making them a great tool to inflict deep pain with the crushing mechanism. The crushing works like a thumbscrew. The balls also have enough weight to give the trapped nuts a small tug when they’re hanging loose. It’s a great device which is easy to use. 5/5

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From our modest premises in Toronto, Canada, we dispatch shipments to the US, Canada, Europe, and pretty much anywhere else you may want a taste of our terribleness. Scroll down for information about our free shipping thresholds and shipping rates. for your country.

If you live in the UK, please place your order through the TerribleToyshop Etsy Shop (https://terribletoyshop.etsy.com).

Customs Duties, Fees & Import Taxes

Deliveries to the US and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. In the US, we collect and remit sales tax wherever we are legally required to do so. In Canada, we collect and remit federal and provincial sales tax (GST/PST/HST) on all orders.

Deliveries to the European Union and other countries may be subject to VAT, customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. We do not collect VAT for EU orders. You may be charged taxes or duties when your package is delivered. Please check your country’s customs policies before you order, -or- order through the TerribleToyshop Etsy Shop, where Etsy is legally required to charge and remit VAT on our behalf in most countries.

Discreet Packaging

We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use our low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, the package contents will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” (with Harmonized System code 9505.00) on customs forms. Click the images below to see exactly what a typical shipping label and customs declaration looks like for Canada, the US, and other international destinations.

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Free Shipping Thresholds

We offer free tracked shipping based on the destination country and cart subtotal (after coupons and discounts have been applied). Orders are eligible for free shipping at the following thresholds*.

United States

US$65.00

Canada

C$80.00

Most of Europe

€157.00

Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Everywhere else

C$250.00

If the standard tracked delivery service (usually Canada Post Tracked Packet International) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you with alternative options after you place your order.

* All thresholds are calculated from Canadian dollars. This website updates exchange rates regularly, so the value of these thresholds in other currencies will change from time to time.

Shipping Rates

Terrible Toyshop products ship free in the US and Canada. If you’re shopping from somewhere else, we charge a flat shipping rate** for orders that are less than the free shipping threshold.

United States & Canada

FREE

Most of Europe

€13.00

Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Everywhere else

C$19.00

Other brands of products ship at calculated rates until your order reaches the free shipping threshold. If you’re shopping from outside of the US and Canada, calculated shipping rates for other brands can reach up to C$37.00 for some of the more heavy/bulky products we offer. Try removing other brands of products from your cart if the shipping price is higher than you’d like.

** All flat international shipping rates are calculated from Canadian dollars. This website updates exchange rates regularly, so the value of these rates in other currencies will change from time to time.

In Stock & Ready to Rock

We maintain all items in inventory and ship most packages on the next business day. Terrible Toyshop is a war-hardened eCommerce machine.

Discreet Packaging

All packages are shipped in plain cardboard boxes or bubble mailers. On customs forms, we identify items as "toys" or "novelty items" depending on the destination.

Global Tracked Shipping

As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. Live vicariously through your new toys as they travel the world!

Safety & Care

Material

Terrible Toyshop’s original products are 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it’s vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than the typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).

Safety

Although our materials and equipment are body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of products porous. As a result, 3D printed sex toys can transmit fluids if they are shared by more than one person, and there is a risk of bacterial growth if the product is not stored dry.

Care

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth. This procedure is advisable for any type of sex toy, as many common materials used in sex toys are porous. Even surface scratches on non-porous materials are susceptible to bacteria.

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol. Using this method is great for two reasons. First, it gives the product a full cleaning and removes any skin oils. Second, any isopropyl that may linger in the porous surface will help to prevent bacterial growth.

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius.

Store Dry

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth.

99% Isopropyl

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol.

Hand Wash Only

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at 60 degrees Celsius.

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