Name: The Crouton Crusher (1 Piece)
Brand: Terrible Toyshop
SKU: 10942
Price: 43.00 CAD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.00 (19 reviews)

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Reviews (19)
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Description

Slide your scrotum through the slot to secure the testicle, clamp the spiked CBT ball crusher down, and ride the waves of all-consuming pain.

Inspired by the design of salad tongs, the Crouton Crusher is a brutal CBT testicle clamp. The device features a spoon and a two-pronged spork connected with a hinge. The bolt running between the handles allows you to gradually close the clamp on a testicle using the large knob.

To operate the Crouton Crusher, feed your scrotum between the tines of the spork. When the scrotum is in the correct position, the slot should fit snugly around the skin. Next, gently close the spoon against the ball. The deep concave spoon will then hold the testicle securely in place. Finally, use the generously sized ridged knob to accurately adjust the clamping pressure.

With ¼” (7mm) spikes on both clamping surfaces, this toy strikes a delicious balance between a superficial poking sensation and its deep and relentless crushing of the testicle.

In contrast to our other testicle clamp (the Elephant Balls), the Crouton Crusher performs best in a stationary setting. Recline into an exam chair or relax into your restraints. Savour every urgent second of the toy’s unyielding pressure. At the same time, lose yourself in the moment as each heartbeat pulses in unison with the throbbing pain. If you’re not the one wearing it (or even if you are), give the handles a little squeeze to see what happens. 😉

The Crouton Crusher is Terrible Toyshop’s original spiked CBT ball crusher. There is really nothing else quite like it. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable experience!

The tongs are 8″ (200mm) long from the hinge to the tip and the spoon is 2⅛” (58mm) wide. The gap between the tines of the spork is ⅜” (10mm) wide and the spikes are approximately ¼” (7mm) long.

This item ships as a single Crouton Crusher.

Additional information

Brand	Terrible Toyshop
Colour	Black/Black, Black/Blue, Pink/Black, Blue/Pink, Blue/Yellow, Yellow/Pink
Material	PLA (3D printed polylactic acid), Nickel plated steel
Weight	5oz (140g)

Reviews (19)

19 reviews for The Crouton Crusher (1 Piece)

Rated 5 out of 5

C. (Posted on Etsy) – July 13, 2021

AWESOME TOY! Thanks Greg, quick delivery and everything we expected!
Rated 5 out of 5

C. A. (Posted on Etsy) – May 6, 2021

Came as described, a bit bigger than I expected. But they’re absolutely terrible 😉 My only issue is that I can’t use both at once, still love them. Would definitely buy from again!
Rated 5 out of 5

T. (Posted on Etsy) – March 23, 2021
Rated 5 out of 5

J. (Posted on Etsy) – December 30, 2020

Very well made and I would highly recommend this device for anyone who wants to get into CBT, and the seller was very good at emailing and letting me know he received the order and when it would be shipped. Great job!
Rated 5 out of 5

G. K. (Posted on Esty) – December 11, 2020

Very clever design, she loves it. Said it is easy to put on and extremely effective. Works perfect
Rated 5 out of 5

R. A. (Posted on Etsy) – November 21, 2020

Formidable craftsmenship and excutiatingly pleasurable!!!! I have purchased numerous items from the vendor and all items are excellent. Highly recommend purchasing from this seller
Rated 5 out of 5

C. (Posted on Etsy) – November 4, 2020

Excellent comms, dispatched very promptly, arrived safe and sound. Saucy piece of kit, extremely satisfied with the whole transaction, thank you 🙂
Rated 5 out of 5

R. D. (Posted on Etsy) – October 21, 2020
Rated 5 out of 5

E. (Posted on Etsy) – October 6, 2020
Rated 5 out of 5

S. P. (Posted on Etsy) – July 13, 2020

Great communication around the order. Product itself is really interesting, can safely say I’ve seen nothing like it. Big ups to the sex tech innovators ✊ I do wonder how safe 3d printed material is for sex toys, in the past I’ve read that it’s not good for dishes/silverware because it’s porous nature makes it difficult to disinfect.

[Editorial note: The reviewer is correct to note that 3D printed objects are porous. We don’t make 3D printed insertables (like dildos, butt plugs and gags) for precisely that reason. See our notes on safety and recommended cleaning procedures in the “Safety & Care” tab.]
Rated 5 out of 5

C. L. (Posted on Etsy) – July 10, 2020
Rated 5 out of 5

J. (Posted on Etsy) – July 1, 2020

This is truly terrible. It leaves you breathless.
Rated 5 out of 5

F. G. (Posted on Etsy) – June 19, 2020
Rated 5 out of 5

R. (Posted on Etsy) – May 30, 2020

You feel as good using it on your Sub as you do when you first take it out of the box 🤙🏻
Rated 5 out of 5

R. R. (Posted on Etsy) – April 26, 2020
Rated 5 out of 5

L. (Posted on Etsy) – March 24, 2020

Much larger and more imposing than the photo would lead you to believe. Super-fast shipping, too.
Rated 5 out of 5

T. S. M. (Posted on Etsy) – March 21, 2020

I laughed, he cried. A good time was had by all. This crusher is the best kind of crazy evil. Thanks!
Rated 5 out of 5

R. A. (Posted on Etsy) – December 31, 2019

Arrived quickly and in perfect condition….. very satisfied with quality and customer service.
Rated 5 out of 5

J. (Posted on Etsy) – September 28, 2019

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Material

Terrible Toyshop’s original products are 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it’s vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than the typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).

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Although our materials and equipment are body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of products porous. As a result, 3D printed sex toys can transmit fluids if they are shared by more than one person, and there is a risk of bacterial growth if the product is not stored dry.

Care

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth. This procedure is advisable for any type of sex toy, as many common materials used in sex toys are porous. Even surface scratches on non-porous materials are susceptible to bacteria.

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This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius.