Keep calm and thwack on – this rubber spanking strap will break subs as brutally as the Iron Lady broke the air traffic controllers’ strike.
Margaret Thatcher was totally a domme. There. You will never look at a portrait of the Iron Lady the same again.
Before the facepalm days of Brexit, the UK was fronted by a competent technocrat who sternly oppressed the working class with dignity. Margaret, we salute you – with this thatch patterned rubber spanking strap, featuring a Union Jack embossed on the handle.
To really bring this design home, we designed the ergonomic handle based on the grip on Ballgag Bear’s favourite umbrella to make it feel like an authentic expression of Britain’s climatological identity. With the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker in hand, the only thing that is going to rain on your parade is… well… rain, because this is not actually an umbrella.
The Margaret Thatch-er Thwacker is equal parts prim, proper and brutal, with a ⅛” thick thatch patterned rubber strap. The strap doubles over into a loop for a deep, remorseless impact accompanied by an immensely satisfying thwacking sound. The crosshatch pattern and crisp edges on the strap leave distinct thatch marks during hard use. The handle contains a 6″ steel bolt to weight the handle for optimal balance.
Although this toy can produce a range of sensations, we designed this rubber spanking strap for hard BDSM players. Don’t take our word for it. Discover the sheer brutality of the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker for yourself.
The entire handle is is 7¼” (185mm) long from hilt to tip, with a ⅛” (3.5mm) thick rubber strap. The strap is 1″ (25mm) wide and it extends about 14″ from the tip of the handle (350mm). Note that exact dimensions of the strap may vary slightly from item to item, as the strap is hand cut.
M. O. (Posted on Etsy) –
This toy arrived quickly, and my boy loved it. Thanks!
K. C. (Posted on Etsy) –
I mean I already knew I’d like it. But I’m pretty impressed, it’s now my #1 go to. I’m really into the texture of the handle. Gives me a really good grip. No complaints from me 😁
W. P. (Posted on Etsy) –
R. (Posted on Etsy) –
Another toy with a wonderful ergonomic grip! Also it’s perfectly weighted and makes such a delightful sound. And yes stingy slap! Really a fun toy!
E. K. (Posted on Etsy) –
Just as advertised. Nice work.
M. C. (Posted on Etsy) –
Another toy I love to hate – and that my Dom loves to love. It hurts!! And is very stingy. And according to him is an easy one to swing and get momentum on. If you’re a masochist like me then I highly recommend this one.
H. B. (Posted on Etsy) –
Love it! Already tested it on my arm and it leaves some nice marks. It’s also nice and light.
R. D. (Posted on Etsy) –
B. (Posted on Etsy) –
one of my favorite toys at the moment for sure!
C. G. (Posted on Etsy) –
wow! this thing pops! up on my tiptoes lol
S. (Posted on Etsy) –
100% my favourite purchase thus far. The details are great, the quality is great, the shipping was great. Maybe I’d like the handle to have some weight to it but I’ll be honest I’m not the one swinging it? The Union Jack on the handle is just the best.