Keep calm and thwack on – this rubber spanking strap will break subs as brutally as the Iron Lady broke the air traffic controllers’ strike.
Margaret Thatcher was totally a domme. There. You will never look at a portrait of the Iron Lady the same again.
Before the facepalm days of Brexit, the UK was fronted by a competent technocrat who sternly oppressed the working class with dignity. Margaret, we salute you – with this thatch patterned rubber spanking strap, featuring a Union Jack embossed on the handle.
To really bring this design home, we designed the ergonomic handle based on the grip on Ballgag Bear’s favourite umbrella to make it feel like an authentic expression of Britain’s climatological identity. With the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker in hand, the only thing that is going to rain on your parade is… well… rain, because this is not actually an umbrella.
The Margaret Thatch-er Thwacker is equal parts prim, proper and brutal, with a ⅛” thick thatch patterned rubber strap. The strap doubles over into a loop for a deep, remorseless impact accompanied by an immensely satisfying thwacking sound. The crosshatch pattern and crisp edges on the strap leave distinct thatch marks during hard use. The handle contains a 6″ steel bolt to weight the handle for optimal balance.
Although this toy can produce a range of sensations, we designed this rubber spanking strap for hard BDSM players. Don’t take our word for it. Discover the sheer brutality of the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker for yourself.
The entire handle is is 7¼” (185mm) long from hilt to tip, with a ⅛” (3.5mm) thick rubber strap. The strap is 1″ (25mm) wide and it extends about 14″ from the tip of the handle (350mm). Note that exact dimensions of the strap may vary slightly from item to item, as the strap is hand cut.