Name: The Margaret Thatcher Thwacker
Brand: Terrible Toyshop
SKU: 11318
Price: 36.00 CAD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 5.00 (11 reviews)

Description

Keep calm and thwack on – this rubber spanking strap will break subs as brutally as the Iron Lady broke the air traffic controllers’ strike.

Margaret Thatcher was totally a domme. There. You will never look at a portrait of the Iron Lady the same again.

Before the facepalm days of Brexit, the UK was fronted by a competent technocrat who sternly oppressed the working class with dignity. Margaret, we salute you – with this thatch patterned rubber spanking strap, featuring a Union Jack embossed on the handle.

To really bring this design home, we designed the ergonomic handle based on the grip on Ballgag Bear’s favourite umbrella to make it feel like an authentic expression of Britain’s climatological identity. With the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker in hand, the only thing that is going to rain on your parade is… well… rain, because this is not actually an umbrella.

The Margaret Thatch-er Thwacker is equal parts prim, proper and brutal, with a ⅛” thick thatch patterned rubber strap. The strap doubles over into a loop for a deep, remorseless impact accompanied by an immensely satisfying thwacking sound. The crosshatch pattern and crisp edges on the strap leave distinct thatch marks during hard use. The handle contains a 6″ steel bolt to weight the handle for optimal balance.

Although this toy can produce a range of sensations, we designed this rubber spanking strap for hard BDSM players. Don’t take our word for it. Discover the sheer brutality of the Margaret Thatcher Thwacker for yourself.

The entire handle is is 7¼” (185mm) long from hilt to tip, with a ⅛” (3.5mm) thick rubber strap. The strap is 1″ (25mm) wide and it extends about 14″ from the tip of the handle (350mm). Note that exact dimensions of the strap may vary slightly from item to item, as the strap is hand cut.

Additional information

Brand	Terrible Toyshop
Material	PLA (3D printed polylactic acid), Nickel plated steel, Rubber
Weight	8oz (225g)
Length	20" (51cm)
Width	1½" (38mm)

Reviews (11)

11 reviews for The Margaret Thatcher Thwacker

S. (Posted on Etsy) – August 9, 2021

Rated 5 out of 5
100% my favourite purchase thus far. The details are great, the quality is great, the shipping was great. Maybe I’d like the handle to have some weight to it but I’ll be honest I’m not the one swinging it? The Union Jack on the handle is just the best.
C. G. (Posted on Etsy) – May 28, 2021

Rated 5 out of 5
wow! this thing pops! up on my tiptoes lol
B. (Posted on Etsy) – March 16, 2021

Rated 5 out of 5
one of my favorite toys at the moment for sure!
R. D. (Posted on Etsy) – October 21, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
H. B. (Posted on Etsy) – September 21, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
Love it! Already tested it on my arm and it leaves some nice marks. It’s also nice and light.
M. C. (Posted on Etsy) – September 11, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
Another toy I love to hate – and that my Dom loves to love. It hurts!! And is very stingy. And according to him is an easy one to swing and get momentum on. If you’re a masochist like me then I highly recommend this one.
E. K. (Posted on Etsy) – March 30, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
Just as advertised. Nice work.
R. (Posted on Etsy) – January 30, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
Another toy with a wonderful ergonomic grip! Also it’s perfectly weighted and makes such a delightful sound. And yes stingy slap! Really a fun toy!
W. P. (Posted on Etsy) – January 16, 2020

Rated 5 out of 5
K. C. (Posted on Etsy) – October 1, 2019

Rated 5 out of 5
I mean I already knew I’d like it. But I’m pretty impressed, it’s now my #1 go to. I’m really into the texture of the handle. Gives me a really good grip. No complaints from me 😁
M. O. (Posted on Etsy) – September 9, 2019

Rated 5 out of 5
This toy arrived quickly, and my boy loved it. Thanks!

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United States

US$62.00

Canada

C$80.00

Most of Europe

€144.00

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C$250.00

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United States & Canada

FREE

Most of Europe

€12.00

Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Everywhere else

C$19.00

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Discreet Packaging

All packages are shipped in plain cardboard boxes or bubble mailers. On customs forms, we identify items as "toys" or "novelty items" depending on the destination.

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Safety & Care

Material

Terrible Toyshop’s original products are 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it’s vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than the typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).

Safety

Although our materials and equipment are body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of products porous. As a result, 3D printed sex toys can transmit fluids if they are shared by more than one person, and there is a risk of bacterial growth if the product is not stored dry.

Care

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth. This procedure is advisable for any type of sex toy, as many common materials used in sex toys are porous. Even surface scratches on non-porous materials are susceptible to bacteria.

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol. Using this method is great for two reasons. First, it gives the product a full cleaning and removes any skin oils. Second, any isopropyl that may linger in the porous surface will help to prevent bacterial growth.

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius.

Store Dry

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth.

99% Isopropyl

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol.

Hand Wash Only

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at 60 degrees Celsius.

The Margaret Thatcher Thwacker