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The Clit Tenderizer, a BDSM Clit Clamp inspired by meat processing equipment

The Clit Tenderizer

Rated 4.80 out of 5 based on 25 customer ratings
(25 customer reviews)

C$44.00

Terrible Toyshop is proud to offer specialized equipment for all your meat processing needs. See for yourself why the Clit Tenderizer is our best selling BDSM clit clamp. Hint: it’s not the aerodynamics.

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Description

Terrible Toyshop is proud to offer specialized equipment for all your meat processing needs. See for yourself why the Clit Tenderizer is our best selling BDSM clit clamp.

The Clit Tenderizer is a singular and unique piece of BDSM equipment. With its utilitarian design inspired by the form and function of industrial meat processing equipment, we think you’ll agree that the product lives up to its name.

To control the clamp, use the ridged knobs on each side of the case. When turned, these knobs rotate and close the rollers. Designed with the utmost attention to detail, the toothed rollers are slightly off-centre so they squeeze down on the clit while drawing it into the mechanism. The Clit Tenderizer’s teeth and unique rotary action help to navigate the loose flesh around the clitoris and keep the clamp securely in place when the device is tightened.

Weighing in at 1¼oz (50g), the Clit Tenderizer feels solid when it is in use, but not so heavy as to be unwieldy. Although this Clit Clamp will take you to extremes, excessive weight is not one of them.

This labour-saving device can be used for anything from a light tease to excruciating torture. For example, if you’re in a gentle mood, use it to isolate the clit and focus your full attention on stimulation. On the other hand, the tenderizer excels at crushing and exposing that nub. Get out the Magic Wand or slather on a dollop of capsaicin to get a much less pleasurable reaction. However dishonourable your intentions may be, we’re not the type to judge. 😉

At the heart of this BDSM clit clamp is a painstakingly designed worm drive gear system. This design creates the maximum surface contact between the gear teeth, ensuring that the Clit Tenderizer will live a long and fulfilling clit crushing life. Every play room could benefit from a little gear porn to go with your… um… decor. Yes, decor.

The case is 2⅛” (52mm) wide and 2¼” (55mm) tall. The full length of the knobs, end to end, is 3½” (88mm). The opening of the tenderizer is 1¼” (32mm) tall, and 1⅞” (46mm) wide. The rollers open to a maximum gap of ⅝” (16mm) and close to about 1/32″ (1mm).

This item ships as a single Clit Tenderizer.

Additional information
Brand

Terrible Toyshop

Colour

Black/Black, Black/Blue, Pink/Black, Blue/Pink, Blue/Yellow, Yellow/Pink

Material

PLA (3D printed polylactic acid), Nickel plated steel

Weight

1½oz (45g)

Length

2¼" (57mm)

Width

Case 2⅛" (54mm), Knobs 3½" (89mm)

Base

Front to back 1" (25mm)

Reviews (25)

25 reviews for The Clit Tenderizer

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – March 23, 2021

    cant wait to use this! great shipping!

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. (Posted on Etsy) – March 15, 2021

    This really is a dastardly device and I can confirm is equally effective on nipples. I recommend this to all

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    S. (Posted on Etsy) – March 4, 2021

    I really liked the feel of the item when using it.
    The vendor provided a fast response

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. S. (Posted on Etsy) – February 11, 2021

    The most terrible toy of them all! And, just in time for Valentine’s day… I think the toy’s name says it all, Clit Tenderizer!

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    I. (Posted on Etsy) – January 23, 2021

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    T. P. (Posted on Etsy) – December 1, 2020

    This toy is very fun and exceeds my expectations. It’s light weight and pinches very nicely. Shipping was so quick, which I didn’t expect because it was coming from Canada to the US during the pandemic! Very impressed and happy, I look forward to purchasing toys from here in the future. Thank you.

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – November 3, 2020

  8. Rated 3 out of 5

    A. K. G. (Posted on Etsy) – September 20, 2020

    Fast shipping and great quality, but it doesn’t work with my anatomy. 😭 I have too much mound, which blocks this from getting close enough to actually work without also pinching my inner labia. I’m hoping I can find a use for it on my husband. Despite not fitting my shape, it’s well made and lovely. It’s a great quality plastic that’s sturdy and solid without being heavy. This would be a good purchase for people with less-obtrusive mounds.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. C. (Posted on Etsy) – September 2, 2020

    A new toy that I love (to hate). As a masochist, this one is super fun. Highly recommend adding it to your toy bag!

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    W. (Posted on Etsy) – August 18, 2020

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    O. G. (Posted on Etsy) – July 19, 2020

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Y. M. (Posted on Etsy) – June 9, 2020

    Still trying to make it work i think it takes some practice and patience but other than that it looks exactly like the picture and when i contacted him he got bavk to me right away and answered my question promptly and was able to do discreet shipping thank you so much

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    B. (Posted on Etsy) – May 30, 2020

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – April 29, 2020

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. M. G. (Posted on Etsy) – April 28, 2020

    Very fun, and really quite evil! The angled indents on the device ensure that with every twist the clit is pulled inwards evenly, and also make sure that it will not come off until you (or someone else) want it to. The “window” offers for a viewing and teasing opportunity from the other side, which is a nice touch. It truly lives up to its’ name, and leaves you very, very tender afterwards, but you also shouldn’t discount the pain it can inflict while on, as well!

  16. Rated 2 out of 5

    E. K. (Posted on Etsy) – April 8, 2020

    Very interesting design, worked well one time. Second use both ends of the tightening rod broke at the threading section. Very porous cross section and on examination the thread printing was very uneven. Maybe just a bad print but it is unusable now.

    [Editorial note: The defective item was replaced, although the original review was never updated. We do our best to monitor quality, but we step up and make it right when mistakes happen.]

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. S. (Posted on Etsy) – April 8, 2020

    Well made, looks as cool in person as the pics, fast shipping!

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. (Posted on Etsy) – February 3, 2020

    This one feels fantastic, also, if you ever wondered and didn’t dare purchasing one, yes, it does work on trans guys on T 🙂 Greg was lovely and accomodating. Great shop, thank you! 🙂

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. J. (Posted on Etsy) – November 7, 2019

    Great product, arrived fast, exactly as expected!

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    T. (Posted on Etsy) – September 16, 2019

    super very effective, good communication from seller, cute packaging

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. H. (Posted on Etsy) – September 10, 2019

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    M. (Posted on Etsy) – July 29, 2019

    So coool, very well manufactured. Thanks a lot.

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    P. S. (Posted on Etsy) – July 18, 2019

    Excellent craftsmanshiip…truly unique but affective toy. Shipped very fast…came with a welcomed surprise gift. Vendor was great to deal with.

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. G. (Posted on Etsy) – July 8, 2019

    Love this! What a difference a small twist makes. Make sure you remember which direction loosens.

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    D. (Posted on Etsy) – May 15, 2019

    This is great, and easy to use. It stays at the tightness you set it at, aka the knobs don’t un-twist. There is some weight to the plastic though, so you may need to hold it in place if the rollers aren’t tight (which is easy to do). And it’s easy to adjust it or loosen it, if needed.

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Material

Terrible Toyshop’s original products are 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it’s vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than the typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).

Safety

Although our materials and equipment are body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of products porous. As a result, 3D printed sex toys can transmit fluids if they are shared by more than one person, and there is a risk of bacterial growth if the product is not stored dry.

Care

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth. This procedure is advisable for any type of sex toy, as many common materials used in sex toys are porous. Even surface scratches on non-porous materials are susceptible to bacteria.

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol. Using this method is great for two reasons. First, it gives the product a full cleaning and removes any skin oils. Second, any isopropyl that may linger in the porous surface will help to prevent bacterial growth.

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius.

Store Dry

After each use, wipe products down and store them dry to prevent bacterial growth.

99% Isopropyl

For a more intensive clean, our PLA products can also be sanitized in a bath of 99% isopropyl alcohol.

Hand Wash Only

This item is hand-wash only. PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at 60 degrees Celsius.

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