Terrible Toyshop is proud to offer specialized equipment for all your meat processing needs. See for yourself why the Clit Tenderizer is our best selling BDSM clit clamp.
The Clit Tenderizer is a singular and unique piece of BDSM equipment. With its utilitarian design inspired by the form and function of industrial meat processing equipment, we think you’ll agree that the product lives up to its name.
To control the clamp, use the ridged knobs on each side of the case. When turned, these knobs rotate and close the rollers. Designed with the utmost attention to detail, the toothed rollers are slightly off-centre so they squeeze down on the clit while drawing it into the mechanism. The Clit Tenderizer’s teeth and unique rotary action help to navigate the loose flesh around the clitoris and keep the clamp securely in place when the device is tightened.
Weighing in at 1¼oz (50g), the Clit Tenderizer feels solid when it is in use, but not so heavy as to be unwieldy. Although this Clit Clamp will take you to extremes, excessive weight is not one of them.
This labour-saving device can be used for anything from a light tease to excruciating torture. For example, if you’re in a gentle mood, use it to isolate the clit and focus your full attention on stimulation. On the other hand, the tenderizer excels at crushing and exposing that nub. Get out the Magic Wand or slather on a dollop of capsaicin to get a much less pleasurable reaction. However dishonourable your intentions may be, we’re not the type to judge. 😉
At the heart of this BDSM clit clamp is a painstakingly designed worm drive gear system. This design creates the maximum surface contact between the gear teeth, ensuring that the Clit Tenderizer will live a long and fulfilling clit crushing life. Every play room could benefit from a little gear porn to go with your… um… decor. Yes, decor.
The case is 2⅛” (52mm) wide and 2¼” (55mm) tall. The full length of the knobs, end to end, is 3½” (88mm). The opening of the tenderizer is 1¼” (32mm) tall, and 1⅞” (46mm) wide. The rollers open to a maximum gap of ⅝” (16mm) and close to about 1/32″ (1mm).
This item ships as a single Clit Tenderizer.
M. (Posted on Etsy) –
A unique and sturdy creation that can apply quite a bit of compression to some very sensitive bits. The texture means that as they compress they pull the flesh forwards creating a stretching sensation as well as compression.
C. D. (Posted on Etsy) –
This thing is fierce along with the other items I ordered. Customer service was great too. I will revisit this shop in the future.
M. A. (Posted on Etsy) –
Aaaaahhh fuck yeah! I had to log into etsy to review this like two minutes after I came 😂😂 credit where credit is due.
Well designed, much better than clit clamps I’ve had in the past which fall off or pinch in the wrong places. Definitely would reccomend and will probably buy from here again.
A. O. (Posted on Etsy) –
The seller worked with me answered all of my questions shipping was quick and the item is fabulous
J. (Posted on Etsy) –
Too a while to arrive; longer than I would have guessed from Canada. Item is well made and gears spin freely. Problem we had, and it seems to be echoed in other reviews: My partner’s anatomy isn’t made for it. She was really worked up and it still just couldn’t grip enough to stay in place. Kind of a bummer because I can see how it would grip and expose her most sensitive parts in a perfect little 2×2 window. Everyone is made differently so these things are hit or miss. My rating is based on creativity and quality. We will try again but ultimately it’s kind of a dice roll on these things.
C. (Posted on Etsy) –
Completely twisted and utterly diabolical I bought a pair and they are some of my favorite nipple clamps along with their designed purpose.
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A. (Posted on Etsy) –
cant wait to use this! great shipping!
C. (Posted on Etsy) –
This really is a dastardly device and I can confirm is equally effective on nipples. I recommend this to all
S. (Posted on Etsy) –
I really liked the feel of the item when using it.
The vendor provided a fast response
M. S. (Posted on Etsy) –
The most terrible toy of them all! And, just in time for Valentine’s day… I think the toy’s name says it all, Clit Tenderizer!
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T. P. (Posted on Etsy) –
This toy is very fun and exceeds my expectations. It’s light weight and pinches very nicely. Shipping was so quick, which I didn’t expect because it was coming from Canada to the US during the pandemic! Very impressed and happy, I look forward to purchasing toys from here in the future. Thank you.
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Fast shipping and great quality, but it doesn’t work with my anatomy. 😭 I have too much mound, which blocks this from getting close enough to actually work without also pinching my inner labia. I’m hoping I can find a use for it on my husband. Despite not fitting my shape, it’s well made and lovely. It’s a great quality plastic that’s sturdy and solid without being heavy. This would be a good purchase for people with less-obtrusive mounds.
M. C. (Posted on Etsy) –
A new toy that I love (to hate). As a masochist, this one is super fun. Highly recommend adding it to your toy bag!
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Still trying to make it work i think it takes some practice and patience but other than that it looks exactly like the picture and when i contacted him he got bavk to me right away and answered my question promptly and was able to do discreet shipping thank you so much
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Very fun, and really quite evil! The angled indents on the device ensure that with every twist the clit is pulled inwards evenly, and also make sure that it will not come off until you (or someone else) want it to. The “window” offers for a viewing and teasing opportunity from the other side, which is a nice touch. It truly lives up to its’ name, and leaves you very, very tender afterwards, but you also shouldn’t discount the pain it can inflict while on, as well!
E. K. (Posted on Etsy) –
Very interesting design, worked well one time. Second use both ends of the tightening rod broke at the threading section. Very porous cross section and on examination the thread printing was very uneven. Maybe just a bad print but it is unusable now.
[Editorial note: The defective item was replaced, although the original review was never updated. We do our best to monitor quality, but we step up and make it right when mistakes happen.]
D. S. (Posted on Etsy) –
Well made, looks as cool in person as the pics, fast shipping!
A. (Posted on Etsy) –
This one feels fantastic, also, if you ever wondered and didn’t dare purchasing one, yes, it does work on trans guys on T 🙂 Greg was lovely and accomodating. Great shop, thank you! 🙂
M. J. (Posted on Etsy) –
Great product, arrived fast, exactly as expected!
T. (Posted on Etsy) –
super very effective, good communication from seller, cute packaging
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M. (Posted on Etsy) –
So coool, very well manufactured. Thanks a lot.
P. S. (Posted on Etsy) –
Excellent craftsmanshiip…truly unique but affective toy. Shipped very fast…came with a welcomed surprise gift. Vendor was great to deal with.
C. G. (Posted on Etsy) –
Love this! What a difference a small twist makes. Make sure you remember which direction loosens.
D. (Posted on Etsy) –
This is great, and easy to use. It stays at the tightness you set it at, aka the knobs don’t un-twist. There is some weight to the plastic though, so you may need to hold it in place if the rollers aren’t tight (which is easy to do). And it’s easy to adjust it or loosen it, if needed.