Product Review: Bad Princess Nipple Clamps

In July 2021, Violet Fawkes published a review of the Bad Princess Nipple Clamps.

I have a whole bunch of terrible toys to review, each one scarier than the one before it. And guess what? I LOVE IT! First up are the Bad Princess Nipple Clamps from Terrible Toyshop. This company is full of unique and sadistic designs that are engineered and 3D printed! Their catalogue of toys and devices is extensive and great for beginner kinksters and more hardcore S/M enthusiasts.

Bad Princess Nipple Clamps from Terrible Toyshop

I love to have terrible things done to me, and I love terrible toys that bring pleasure through pain, so it’s only natural that I would love everything about a kinky company like Terrible Toyshop. And I do. Their designs are quirky and modern, but the pain they can inflict is positively medieval. Case in point: the Bad Princess Nipple Clamps.

Two crowns are better than one

The Bad Princess Nipple Clamps were the first Terrible Toyshop item I saw; they were the spark of interest that led me down a rabbit hole on their website, and into conversation with Greg, the madman behind the toys, and ultimately here, reviewing those very same clamps.

I myself am a Princess (Daddy says so!), so this design appeals to me very much. There is also a matching Bad Princess Labia Clamp that I will be reviewing as well. *squee!* 

When I first held the Bad Princess Nipple Clamps I wondered how they would work for breasts that are not as petite as on the model on the Terrible Toyshop website. The clamps were bigger than I expected, or rather, they were longer/taller. I wondered if they would be unwieldy once they were in place. I’m a G/H cup and I no longer have the pert, heavy bottomed breasts and high-riding nipples of my youth! My initial thought was that on softer, more down turned breasts the top/crown might fall forward, making them stick straight out like spiky weapons. Tit spurs, if you will. To my surprise and delight they remained upright and presented very nicely. 

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Bad Princess Nipple Clamps (Pair)


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