Product Review: The Clit Tenderizer
In November 2021, Violet Fawkes published a review of the Clit Tenderizer.
You know those viral videos that circulate from time to time that are just a single shot of a large, scary metal machine with two rollers, grinding up random trash? Sometimes it crushes an old keyboard laptop, or a big bale of bubble wrap, or any random junk to display its incredible crushing power. Well, the technology of that terrifying garbage eating thing is very similar to the design of the Clit Tenderizer.
But don’t let that discourage you!
Mean. Mean. Mean. (Hot. Hot. Hot.)
I’m not going to lie. This little bugger hurts. Or rather, it can hurt. As soon as your flesh is pressed and pinned between the rollers there is a twinge of discomfort that quickly melts into a delicious warm and urgent feeling, like being firmly pinched and held, which is exactly whats happening. As the two rollers interlock, they relentlessly pull the clit into the grinder. Because the anatomy of every pussy is unique, it’s impossible to tell you just how much flesh this mean little thing will capture, but in short, it will pull in the clit, clitoral hood and some adjacent labia, if you let it.
More variety than you’d think
The Clit Tenderizer is a more nuanced toy than you might think. Yes, you can crank down on it and grind a clitoris to a pulp, but that would require overlooking the subtlety this device is capable of. At the end of the day, this is a clit clamp with some dynamic rollers to increase the pain/pleasure as you secure it. When used with a less heavy hand it can be perfect to isolate and expose the clit. What you do with said nubbin is up to you, but it can be held in place, exposed and sensitive for soft and gentle play or something more raucous. The point is, this is not a toy where you have to go from 0-100. It may be intimidating but it is remarkably agile if you take the time to fiddle with it. You can achieve a whole range of sensations, each variable and dictated by a simple twist of a knob. Lightweight and easy to maneuver, it is a hand-dandy piece of clit cruelty equipment.
