Shipping

We Ship Worldwide (almost)

From our modest premises in Toronto, Canada, we dispatch shipments to the US, Canada, Europe, and pretty much anywhere else you may want a taste of our terribleness. Scroll down for information about our free shipping thresholds and shipping rates. for your country.

If you live in the UK, please place your order through the TerribleToyshop Etsy Shop (https://terribletoyshop.etsy.com).

Customs Duties, Fees & Import Taxes

Deliveries to the US and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. In the US, we collect and remit sales tax wherever we are legally required to do so. In Canada, we collect and remit federal and provincial sales tax (GST/PST/HST) on all orders.

Deliveries to the European Union and other countries may be subject to VAT, customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. We do not collect VAT for EU orders. You may be charged taxes or duties when your package is delivered. Please check your country’s customs policies before you order, -or- order through the TerribleToyshop Etsy Shop, where Etsy is legally required to charge and remit VAT on our behalf in most countries.

Discreet Packaging

We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use our low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, the package contents will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” (with Harmonized System code 9505.00) on customs forms. Click the images below to see exactly what a typical shipping label and customs declaration looks like for Canada, the US, and other international destinations.

Free Shipping Thresholds

We offer free tracked shipping based on the destination country and cart subtotal (after coupons and discounts have been applied). Orders are eligible for free shipping at the following thresholds*.

United States

US$66.00

Canada

C$80.00

Most of Europe

140.00

Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Everywhere else

C$250.00

If the standard tracked delivery service (usually Canada Post Tracked Packet International) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you with alternative options after you place your order.

* All thresholds are calculated from Canadian dollars. This website updates exchange rates regularly, so the value of these thresholds in other currencies will change from time to time.

Shipping Rates

Terrible Toyshop products ship free in the US and Canada. If you’re shopping from somewhere else, we charge a flat shipping rate** for orders that are less than the free shipping threshold.

United States & Canada

FREE

Most of Europe

11.00

Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Everywhere else

C$18.00

Other brands of products ship at calculated rates until your order reaches the free shipping threshold. If you’re shopping from outside of the US and Canada, calculated shipping rates for other brands can reach up to C$37.00 for some of the more heavy/bulky products we offer. Try removing other brands of products from your cart if the shipping price is higher than you’d like.

** All flat international shipping rates are calculated from Canadian dollars. This website updates exchange rates regularly, so the value of these rates in other currencies will change from time to time.

In Stock & Ready to Rock

We maintain all items in inventory and ship most packages on the next business day. Terrible Toyshop is a war-hardened eCommerce machine.

Discreet Packaging

All packages are shipped in plain cardboard boxes or bubble mailers. On customs forms, we identify items as "toys" or "novelty items" depending on the destination.

Global Tracked Shipping

As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. Live vicariously through your new toys as they travel the world!

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