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The Snapper 2.0

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The humiliating and painful
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The Penis Waffle Iron

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The Snapper 2.0

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The Rigger’s Delight Nipple Stretcher

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Elephant Balls (Pair)

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The Stinger

C$38.00
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Breast Traps (Pair)

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The Crouton Crusher (1 Piece)

C$43.00
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Impact

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Discover new ways to torture those deliciously sensitive nubs.

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Spread wide and enjoy our bouquet of labia, clit and urethral toys.

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Find a cock and ball torture device that will bring you to your knees.

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Stimulate the senses with our precision sensation devices.

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Because You Deserve It

Treat yourself to a bit of pleasure to accompany the pain. The updated silicone Vibratex Magic Wands are an excellent dessert pairing with Terrible Toyshop's agonizing entrées. Pick up at least one thing you won't regret with your order. The only question is whether to go cordless...

Terrible Toyshop is the Worst

...and we'd be more than happy to kick you in the shin to prove it. Or check out our selection of deviant, painful toys and find out for yourself.

Terrible Toyshop was born in a kinky maker space in Toronto and grew up on Etsy. Our mission is to torture the internet with our unique sadistic inventions, as well as remixes of classic kinky toys to satisfy all your freaky pleasures. Stay tuned for new additions to the collection so you can lustily stuff your (toy) box full of our awful products. If somebody doesn't regret your choice, we're not doing our job.

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